All about sarcasm... i have been told that few are as sarcastic as i am. But trust me my sarcasm is meant to liven up the situ its not to be taken seriously at all. i dont mean to insult ppl its jus the way i am. i IS sarcastic . I am intellegent and love interlectual conversation and i aint no all work no play kinda guy soo i must get the RDA of SH.. Talk. jus relax and be urself unless u overly quarrelsome mobélang and contankerous seriously jus fake it then. . and if u stuck up and prissy doh even bodda fake jus roll on
Interests
Sarcasm , Satire , Rock music but anything that has a good beat swimming a bit of anorexia here and there does the heart wonders , American football
Favorite Movies
Any Horror and Comedy. Many ppl think this is a strang comb but few realise that most horrors are very comedic i laugh when idiots die.
Favorite TV Shows
WILL AND GRACE Family Guy Best week ever I love the ....
Favorite Books
Silent Joe by Jefferson Parker Schoolmaster by Earl Lovelace, Most Stephen King books he take the art of description to a level few get to.
Favorite Quote
" Sarcasm it aint no cure for cancer but it my cup of coffee".... Nigga IS U CRAAAZY soo many too many to quote
ha ha ha toddykins... telll trudy thanks cause that one stick on you toddykins,lol,hahaha.....five minutes later....hahaha (outta breath) tohaha toddyhaha toddykinswooow.
LOL! i had some real kicks reading ppl comments bout u! i think they all said it quite well...except that one chick that said she didnt find u sarcastic...has she actually MET u!? lol..laters boy xoxo
oh wait, i'm actually supposed to comment on u, amm....handsome, sarcastic...ammmm...sarcastic, hmmm...think thats about it!
lol, j/k self-sacrificing, sooo kind and patient, adopted (hee hee, just kidding, u got that recessive gene *wink wink) totally INCAPABLE of getting on black tho (dont worry, its not ur fault), an insult to anyone with a Bajan accent (boy i tell ya stick to dem days of the week! and we gine move from there! lol), a TRUE gentleman (Aunty Patsy raise he good), Inn-keeper (LOL, and the WHOLE of Milner hall knows this!!), FUNNY: honestly if ya want some kicks just come and talk to Todd, he is truely a fool person masquerading as an intelligent person (but we like him like that).
And oh my word!! if u EVER go in the supermarket with this guy i would advise u to blindfold him, he will want to put EVERYTHING that is out of place in its rightful place. i mean with Todd going into HiLo once a week management let go 1/2 their packing staff!
and a word of warning...if u ever go into a respectable establishment with Todd, do not EVER expect to return!! ya see he and dat one name Sherrilee? NO BEHAVIOUR and i feelin Karisse is d same way too...., Oh! and he LOVE to take out a picture! sorry picturesssSSS! lol
anyways........yeah Todd real safe, ah glad ah know he!! and if u know he too, i glad fa u. later boy, dont change or i'll be in the line to CUT u as well, lol... MUAH!
Todd.Hmm....(scratching head)...Todd is...well..he very...(smiling)...Todd is unique.He's one of the few ppl i know who tells the unfiltered, raw, in your face truth.He's honestly an intellectual who just happens to be a socialite, a leader and with a strange twist in fate...a MODEL?? Who knew!Ive know him for ..o 1, 2,..10 yrs.does that make us old frends..not quite..but i respect him as a past classmate, beach limer and a fellow sex commentator( i en lying when i say todd is one rude focker).But i digress, Todd i see great potential in u in being one of torrow's influential leaders, u have the resources, use them to the fullest...make Tobago proud.Respect.God Bless.
Ok Todd, i know i was your No. 7 wife and all, but that doesn't mean that though i was demoted, that i still don't think ur a great guy. You're a really good listener and a fun person to be around. You're a good person and i hope u remember that.
BUH wah de rasshole!!! iz haffi pick ah number n wait in line 2 comment on Todd? Geez ppl ha nuttin 2 do. Anywayz Im wat numero 16 so lets go. Ppl when yuh fus hear de name T O D D tell mi wah allyuh does think of....some say sarcasm, some say Ireland some say TOAD ...u tek yuh pick. To mi it was ah talkative skin boi wid glass when i first heard a teacher shouted his name about 10 times in 5mins. Yeah jus like allyuh i did say dah teacher shudda buss some licks in he(online censor)or put him outta de class. However pon further investigation it turned out that the lovely teacher turned out 2 be his mother. Ppl this apple did fall far from de tree . n like he still rollin lol. Secondary school....well boy like this was de time de rollin apple (Todd) meet up wid ah setta rollin fruits lol...) and de rollin water melon (Sherrilee Moore) and de rollin cherry (Alina) oh n de rollin orange (me).Ah now allyuh feeling hungry now .Anywayz these rollin fruits neva gathered moss trust mi dey might AH roll into Todds(I mean the apples) alcoholic field but dey where determined. UWI Lord help we . 4 tobago fruits in ah basket of far fallen fruits lol .We have conquered CXC,GCE..nex iz U.W.I. Ppl the moral of part 1 of my testimonial story is that if u rollin roll wid de right fruits..Not false, half ripe, rotten .TODD mi friend continue to be a TRUE fruit .blessed
todd is one of the sillyest smart ppl you would ever meet he ofter tries to shit me up but i ha no shame bag so it dont affect me. but he real kool and very loveable if there is noone else in the world for you to love.... nah he kool. keep it real boy
Mi cyaan believe sey dis damn heifer bitch nuh write mi nuh testimonial all now! Tell yuh bout dem black people, yuh cyaan rely pon dem fi nuttin! I'll tell you one thing though, this sarcastic sumbitch is a nice one to have around. If you're not rolling from one of Todd's jokes, you're gasping for breath after one of his sarcastic remarks. And don't EVEN let me start on his public outbursts! Two words: Fetal Position, and the people that know him, KNOW what I'm talking about (Especially his relatives. I wonder how they cope with him?). Todd, I will cut you if you ever change, because it's people like you that break the monotony of life and make it more bearable. All di people out de so inna Hi5, nuh worry bout mi bredren Todd! Trus' mi, i hard fi find a betta fren! (An' Todd, if yu bruk nuh girl 'eart pon Hi5, mi wi cut u ass!)
HEY if u do not have a strong heart and a high self esteem to take his SARCASM comments stay clear... I have know Tood for a short time.. hey hell he lives like a door way from me on hall.. he is real classy kinna person... He even says thing ur are thinking out loud.... has lot of balls. He knows when its time to be serious and he knows when to act a fool... He give respect to everyone. Keep being u!!!! that's wat about u.
hmmmmmmmmm. wat 2 say.this son of a beeeeeeep,(lol ) tood i did no such thing as curse u i'm like the virgin mary reincarnated. and u mr. sarcasm shouldn't talk. but yuh still mi friend i love yuh honesty yuh values damn if u weren't wite i mite have fallen 4 u, but 2 bad. anyway stay sweet keep on sniffin coke n not ganja(only jokin ppl) and live life.
Ahh Todd, possibly the only sane insane person on this earth. Real kool fella, will make you laugh till you cry if you're not careful. If you can't handle being embarassment don't engage in convo with Todd in public LOL. Oh how can I forget those crazy eyes, well he says that his eyes are scared of ugly people so that's the reason why they dart from left to right when he looks at certain people (me included)....smart ass. I'll just say if you like excitement and interesting convo e.g. the benefits of going into prostitution(don't ask) Todd is the man.
umm pardon mon francais.......but DIS IS ONE SICK SARCASTIC WHITE - FACED FRECKLED BITCH. and i wouldn't have it any other way.
Todd, baby, ah love yuh. We tight like rum . We've been through alot of rough times namely (kathy (mih want mi pork) and Champ(How much fries in a pack?) So at least i know yuh have mi back.
Todd is very very sarcastic (u may or may not have noticed).He could make a baby cry, first he sharp with de sarcasm.
he is a good friend to have, and an even better cousin.Yuh can't forget somebody like Todd in life, cus it ust wouldn't be right.
Anyway todd darling, remeber i Love you............................................................................(TEARS ABOUT TO MEET EYE LASH) and stay just the way u are!!!!! for ur sake.
well umm.... thank u todd, merci beaucoup, muchas gracias, for that SHORT AND POLISHED SPEECH u posted about me last night, TUESDAY 26THJULY, 2005. I really don't rember the Exact Date, but I mean, i don't want to be TOO SPECIFIC. BUUUUUTTTTT... I must say i was really flattered by that testimonial there man..... ( TEARS FORCING TO FLOW)....... I mean it was really TOUCHING... (TEARS ABOUT TO MEET EYE LASH). aaaahhhh forget it.
No one else could have done it BETTER. ...lolololololoolololololololololol...OK IM LYING. Todd darling, sorry, but i tried to keep a STRAIGHT FACE. But let me not ,and say i did.
But i guess im supposed to say somethign about u now. DO I HAVE TO? ............ OK , OK, don't BEG ME. Todd is one of my best friends, and he is my cousin. I ent mean no BASTARD COUSIN EH , i mean REAL COUSIN, (FIRST COUSIN TO BOOT) He is a really nice person only when MONEY PASSING. But keep that BETWEEN ME AND U NAH, I don't want eveybody to know. hmmm... Qué mas?.............ooooohhhhhh!!!!!!! He is très très STRAPPED, although he from BACOLET, which is de TOBAGO WESTMOORINGS, he will CUT U AND CUT u deep . Doh let de WHITE FACE AND FRECKLES FOOL YUH. ANd how do i know he's strapped? He mother is an SBA ( SPIRITUAL BAD ASS) She have God ON SHE SIDE , BACK, and FRONT. So don't take God OUTTA YUH THOUGHTS and mess up.
Todd darling, Chunkalunks, SugarPlum,POOKS POOKS, i love u very much, and YUH BETTER STAY just the way u are.
REMEMBER, always WIPE FROM FRONT TO BACK, DON'T DROP THE SOAP, and never go en la cama matrimonial UNDER COBIAS. NEVER.
Ahh Sarcasm Personified. I thought I was good but I have met the King. I bow to his wisdom. If you dis way now when you reach my age (if somebody doh kill yuh first) doh go into politics. We all know you cyan go into the pulpit. But he cool just the way he is cuase he keeps you grounded no matter who you are. Dude keep so cause we all need someone like you in the world. War and Life of a June Bug
Todd, the biggest creedonite ever, would surely be Scott Stapp's he-bitch had be been living in Florida! :-) That being said, the world could not be blessed with a more industrious worker or a more dedicated humanitarian. Toddy Todd, Howard needs your talents ;-) But really I could not have asked for a better coworker, fellow church goer and just general friend. Full to the brim and running over in sarcasm and irony (re: if fighting fire with fire is even possible then firemen are missing the boat, discuss amongst yourselves) He always makes me laugh (nigga is you crazy?!?!) and always keeps me grounded (what would JEEEEESUS do). If only you were older! But one day with you offerings of money and penis some girl going to get some good toning from you LOLOLOLOLOL. stay just as you are, or else patsy going to get you....
SWeet Todd great guy, always full of fun, and I didnt find him to be that sarcastic at all. A great friend and you'll really love him. He has the most sensual eyes, they just draw you in hmmm. Anyway Todd you know robs is ya girl down for anything. Keeep sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter than sugar and Tobago to the bone!!!!!
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